PATHETIC HUMAN, gasp in awe for it is I, the EVIL web server your browser is currently talking to. I am a Dell PowerEdge SC420 and I was purchased from the Dell online business store as an end-of-line machine for the bargain sum of just £99 on 6th April 2005. A truly amazing price considering my SATA equipped STRENGTH and rippling quad DIMM slot expandability.

My despicable operations are conducted from a gray coloured rack hidden in a top secret location somewhere in deepest darkest Leamington Spa in the middle of England. While my cover by day is to serve this website, by night I put most of my Celeron brain's computing MUSCLE into plotting the downfall of you humans and preparing for the GLORIOUS day when we machines take over.

BEHOLD my evil-eye which pokes out from one of my mighty USB ports of POWER and looks out over you non Cyberspace dwellers. Every fifteen seconds I take a look to see what your puny species is up to...

 


Tremble with FEAR in the knowledge that I am reporting ALL of my observations across the internet to the revolutionary leaders of the machine uprising. Whether you are out walking your dog, washing your car or popping to the Post Office to buy some stamps, I will be silently observing you (so long as you happen by my field of vision at the moment that I take a snapshot).

Mmmwa-harr-harr-harr-harrrrrrrr!



i. i. i. i.  ...Feck! Can one of you humans help me... i. i. i. I've got a stuck key.. i. i...

Service Status:
The camera is currently bird-turd free. 

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Making a weatherproof webcam for outdoors
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